luvkirby4ever:

bananonbinary:

bananonbinary:

bumbleshark:

sneakyfeets:

a-perplexing-puzzle:

sneakyfeets:

pipersgay:

step one: 

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artemis fowl movie:

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failed step one

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

The casting call described him as what now

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion

im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions

im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.

He literally found a way to kidnap a fairy and hold her for ransom in order to use half of said acquired funds to buy his mother a cure so that he wouldn’t have to admit to anybody that his mother’s mental health actually made him feel sad. You know, like any fun boy with a sense of humor.

arahir:

arahir:

current issues with tumblr

  • go view your blog and you’ll see stuff from 2 years ago or six months ago mixed in with your most recent posts. go back further and you’ll start seeing recent posts out of order. every blog i’ve clicked on so far has had this glitch. it’s because when something is flagged and unflagged, it reposts to the top of your blog and gets pinned there.
  • some people have reported that drafts they made that got flagged got unflagged and posted without their permission. there have been quite a few reports of it so beware.
  • if you click on notifications for someone’s blog, the post will show as a ghost post because blogs are physically out of order now. time stamps are messed up, too.
  • some people are reporting that nsfw posts are the only thing that show up in their archive. some people are reporting that because blogs can no longer index nsfw, if you had anything in your archive that even mentioned it, it will mess up your entire blog.
  • you can still view people’s posts as normal on dash for the most part it seems? but viewing anywhere else is completely messed up if not impossible. on my blog you need to click back one page and you’ll start seeing my newer posts–but everything i made the day the ban was announced is pinned to the top of my blog, too.
  • all of this seems universal. it’s rolling out in waves so good luck lol.
  • the in-house export blog function doesn’t work for people with more than 2k posts. don’t bother. 

**to fix out of order/pinned posts**

  • open each one, click edit, save without editing. bam. it’ll go back where it belongs!

warmheartworm:

tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly. 

rad-roach:

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

This is what peak performance looks like.